stephanometra

Today is my most darling anoneknewmoose's birthday, and it is a special birthday because she is 23 on the 23rd!

( cut for some horrifically sappy blather )

I've probably embarrassed her with that, so to make up for it, here is a spam of mirror pictures just for her, because she loves mirror pictures. There isn't nearly enough Bob in it, but you'll have to take that up with him, I'm afraid.

( mirror mirror! )

Yeah I don't even know what to say about this one, except that I want boweryd to be my fic secretary forever and ever. And that this is way long and that it's kind of sad that I'll never write the larger fic that this scene is hobviously from, wherein Jon ends up with both of his tour FsWB on the same tour at the same time and it is incredibly awkward until he decides that it's time for threesome sexytimes.

I don't even know, dude.

( "There's no reason for us to be awkward about this." )

I am very sorry to report that I have no porn-battlings to post tonight. D: Have this instead.

Not part of vampire weemos. Warnings for pot-smokin' and bitey stuff.

( Having a human servant, Ryan thinks, is pretty awesome in theory. )

I swore up and down this morning that I wouldn't work on anything else for porn battle unless I got some work done on at least one of my WIPs.

...Stop laughing, it's really not that funny. >:(

Title: Focus
Pairing: Jon/Ryan
Rating: NC17
Summary: "Well, just a guess, but I'm pretty sure you're actually supposed to film the sex part."
Warnings: I think I used up my warnings quotient for a couple of months with the rape fantasy thing. /o\ Tame, tame, tame.
Notes: For Porn Battle VII, prompts: "shy," "camera." Thanks to boweryd, who is a terrible enabler, and ailleann23, who, no lie, said "NEEDS MOAR PORN" after I sent her the first draft. And, agreeing with her, I went back to work...and I added hand-holding. :DDD: 1400 words.

( In which our plucky heroes make a sex tape! )

Because I can't wait any longer, and I didn't think you'd mind. Ryan/Brendon/Spencer, porn.

( They might not have a Jon Walker yet, but they have each other. )

Happy birthday, Mehgan. ♥ ♥ ♥

So. lyo and I have a fic journal now. We will no doubt be using it to post vast amounts of pornography. :D?

Title: Not Your Average Damsel in Distress
Authors: lyo and stephanometra
Pairing: Jon/Ryan
Rating: NC17
Summary: "I didn't say no, man, I'm just trying to—did you read one too many romance novels as a kid, or something?"
Warnings: Consensual kink focused on control fantasies. Dubcon but not really. If noncon squicks or triggers you, you probably want to give this one a pass.
Notes: lyo fails pretty hard at hiatus, it's true, but what can you do when there's OH WELL! fic floating around? >:( Thanks to the nice mouse who looked this over for us, and to anoneknewmoose, as always, for making sure it all made sense. 7k words.

( "You want what?" )

( And here is some contexting of contexts, in case anybody cares. )

And, uh, there's a buttplug. :D?

( "Almost," Ryan murmurs against Brendon's thigh, the sound of it sticky and hot on Brendon's slick skin. )

Title: The Best-Laid Plans
Pairing: Ryan/Jon
Rating: NC17 (SHOCK AND AWE)
Summary: Ryan's a patiently sadistic little bitch and Jon kind of loves it a lot.
Warnings: None
Notes: This was supposed to be a 300-word ficlet for brandixcyanide's birthday (prompt: Panic, and "Whatever you feel like doing, I'm not picky!"), and turned into 4000 words of shameless pornography for Jon's. In just under the wire! Whether or not Jon Walker would actually appreciate such a present is pretty much immaterial. Thanks to hegemony for the summary, to ailleann23 for helping me fix the porn (she says, like the whole damn thing isn't porn), and to anoneknewmoose and lyo for the once-overs.

( "I told you, dude," Jon repeats. "Anything you want to do is good." )

Flist! Jon Walker says hi.

( This is what we call a "picspam,", lovelies. )

♥

BUT FICS WILL NOT BEHAVE. SEND HELP.

Or! Post a pretty picture and say why you love it. I'll start!



I love how happy they all are in this picture! Spencer could be smiling more, but the look in his eyes is totally warm and amused and not "I WILL FUCK YOU UP." And also infatuated Jon is obviously infatuated with Brendon. Ugh, boys.