stephanometra

Title: Some Non-Negligible Fraction of the Fun
Pairing: Ashlee/Pete, explicitly described Ashlee/Brendon
Rating: Porn. I'm fucking serious here, guys.
Summary: "Do you have a story for me?" he asks, his voice hushed, like he's asking her to tell him a secret.
Warnings: Cuckoldry kink, femdom, and pegging! Three great tastes that taste great together!
Notes: For ailleann23. I don't even know, dude. Thanks to fictionalaspect for cheerleading and commapicking. PS: Josh, stop bitching that I never write femdom or het. 2600 words.

( "So, you in?" Pete asks... )

Title: don't know much (except how to keep warm)
Pairing: Sean/girl!Tom/Jon
Rating: NC17
Summary: Yeah, she's easy for it; they all are.
Warnings: Alwaysagirl! Hefty doses of silliness and (paradoxically) realism! Also, even more not real than usual, if we're keeping up with disclaimers and things of that nature.
Notes: Thanks to lyo and hegemony for being the enablingest enablers ever (I've got your numbers, and don't think I won't call), ethrosdemon for saying something very very nice that helped me with the final push, and t_usual_suspect for the lightning!beta. In just under the wire for Porn Battle VI, prompt: "broken heater," and title loosely inspired by "Easy" // RCPM. 2400 words.

( The heater limps and stutters its way through the winter, but it doesn't actually die until the beginning of April. )

O hay. Have some porn.

Title: Love You While I Bruise
Pairing: Ryan/Sean/Tom [empiresfic]
Rating: NC17
Summary: "I am, in fact, wearing a collar. And Tom's a twat."
Warnings: BDSM, wholly safe, sane, and consensual
Notes: So t_usual_suspect is an evil bitch who does things like mention Sean Van Vleet in a collar, mostly because she knows that when she does, I'll do things like this. This is for her, with love, and was originally posted as commentporn in her journal, and a couple of the lines at the beginning are hers. No beta here, so all errors are mine and mine alone. Title from the Charlotte Sometimes song "Sweet Valium High." 3100 words (I FUCKING KNOW).

( you can beat me )

Title: it's like this
Pairing: VickyT/Boys (Cobra Starship GSF)
Rating: R
Summary: All things being considered, a little bit of intra-band fucking is hardly the strangest thing these guys have come up with.
Warnings: NOT NEARLY ENOUGH PORN. And by "not nearly enough," I mean "not any." Ugh, unacceptable. Tagging this as both "GSF" and "not-porn" is physically making my head hurt, tffs.
Notes: So once upon a time, I thought to myself, "Hey, self, let's write some Gabe/VickyT cunnilingus porn!" And then this came out instead. My brain, guys, I don't even know. Thank you to anoneknewmoose, who seriously read half of this thing by text message before it ever made it onto gdocs and did other ridiculous things like listening me to me read bits and pieces to her over the phone and going through the last section line by line to make sure it made sense; and to nasus221 and jewels667 for the final audiencing. And of course to floridapeaches, just because. ♥ 5500 words.

Oh, and Victoria, if you're reading this? Tell Alex that I still don't think he's the bitch. (Obviously, he and Ryland take turns. As you do.)

( it's like this )

Title: just living
Pairing: Dean Winchester/Pete Wentz
Rating: NC17
Summary: "Strange kid," Dean mutters to himself.
Warnings: IMPALA!SEX. BANDOM CROSSOVER.
Notes: For the Porn Battle V prompt "dreams," posted in brief (er...in porn?) here. Thank you anoneknewmoose, who dared me to do it, and hegemony, who was there to help. Also, check out that pretentiously lowercase title. 1600 words.

( in conclusion: pete wentz )

I am so far from ashamed of this that I think I need my head examined.