because lyo is having a bad day, and i have way too many pictures in my bandom folder

[stephanometra]

Flist! Jon Walker says hi.

This is Jon Walker.

He is a ridiculous human being.

Once upon a time, he was tiny.

And these likewise ridiculous boys in this band liked him so much...

...that they invited him to come be ridiculous with them full-time!

He can't believe it, either, some days.

Look how sweet he is!

But still ridiculous.

And also hot.

Because, oh yeah, I forgot to mention: he's really, really fucking pretty.

Especially when he's playing.

LOOK AT HIS LITTLE AWESOME GRIN.

AND HIS AWESOME SEXFACE.

AND HIS AWESOME "IF I WEREN'T IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS SONG, I WOULD TOTALLY BE FUCKING YOU RIGHT NOW" FACE.

Just. UGH SO PRETTY.

MESSIANIC PRETTY.

He's really pretty when he's doing things other than playing, too.

Especially when there is some sort of ridiculousness involved. This picture, for example, involves at least five separate kinds of ridiculous -- spot them all! -- and I would bang that like the motherfucking doldrums.

There is, of course, more to Jon Walker than ridiculousness! Like cuteness.

But I'm afraid the ridiculousness tends to win, if only because of the company he keeps.

Yes, Tomrad, you too. Don't look so shocked, Jon; you know precisely how ridiculous Tom is.

But he supports his friends and bandmates in their ridiculous choices, because that is what you do.

Even if he finds it shocking sometimes.

I don't actually have anything snippy to say about this picture, it's just hilarious.

But not as hilarious as this one.

...or this one.

Yeah, Jon doesn't know, either.

But let's get back to the pretty, shall we?

Mm, pretty pretty borderline alcoholic.

Pretty pretty using his bandmate's vintage blazer as a blanket!

This isn't pretty. This is hot.

Because really, when you get down to it, this boy is just illegal levels of hot. That is the moral of this picspam.

Oh, Jon Walker. I love you.

Especially when you have sex hair. You should have sex hair more often. And then post the videos, if Brendon and Ryan and Spencer don't mind.

See? I knew you'd see it my way. (Don't look at me like that, Brendon. We all know you're just playing hard to get.)

♥