stephanometra | Entries tagged with fic: content: slash

Title: Take a Guess
Pairing: Ryan/Jon
Rating: NC17
Summary: "Whatever, can we stop talking about how bad I am at guessing and get back to—"
Warnings: Who's up for a filthy underlubed fuck in the men's room with bonus buttplug action? Oh yeah.
Notes: I have no shame and this is for

lyo. 2200 words.

( Alex finds a new bar and immediately declares it to be his favorite. )

Current Mood: amused
Current Music: bones on teevvee

Title: Why Don't We Do It In The Road
Authors:

stephanometra and

untappedbeauty
Pairing: Jon/Ryan
Rating: NC17
Summary: "I'm not sure you have the discipline to keep your eyes on the road. What do you think?"
Warnings: Van porn. We're not sorry.
Notes: SEE, SOMETIMES I GET THINGS I WANT. 4300 words.

( no one will be watching us )

Current Mood: blah
Current Music: u2 - sunday bloody sunday

Title: All I Need Is Next to Me
Pairing: Jon/Cassie, Jon/Brendon
Rating: NC17
Summary: Brendon rolls his eyes. "He's just a chick now, it's not like he's dead," he says. "It's not the end of the world."
Warnings: Girlparts, filthy language, lots and lots of drugs
Notes: In which Jon wakes up a girl. Thanks a lot to

ailleann23 and

fictionalaspect for the hand-holding,

astrangecity for the insightful commentary on the trans stuff and making sure I knew what I was talking about re: chest binders, and to

anoneknewmoose and the nice Jon/Brendon mouse for looking it over and making sure it wasn't faily. Title from "Mona Lisa (When The World Comes Down)" by The All-American Rejects. 20k, in three parts.

( Jon stumbles into the bathroom to piss before anyone else is up... )

Current Mood: creative
Current Music: all-american rejects - breakin'

Once upon a time, I received the following text message:

lyo: ryan rossy and his jon walker went hiking! ryan only fell 10 times!! \o/

And then there was much discussion of the possibility of outdoor sex and getting grass in their hair and generally being ridiculous together while out actually enjoying nature. I, being the hopeless optimist that I am, said that I hoped we got lots and lots of porn out of this.

lyo, however, said:

lyo: my reaction was more "the thing that makes me more >:( is that people are going to read that and write two dozen fics about why brendon and spencer didn't come and no jon/ryan have makeouts with grass in their hair"

In b4 "lol come."

Anyway, this isn't that fic, and it also took me about two months longer than it really should have, but I think it'll do.

Title: shine on, shine on, shine on
Pairing: Jon/Ryan
Rating: NC17
Summary: In which our heroes go to the beach.
Warnings: Utterly self-indulgent OTP porn (she says, like that's something you have to warn for)
Notes: For

lyo. I clicked my heels and wished for you, sweetheart. ♥ Thanks to

boweryd and

anoneknewmoose for the encouragement and to

fiddleyoumust for the beta. And all interested parties might want to listen to this song, from whence the title comes: Radiation Vibe // Fountains of Wayne. 5300 words.

( don't it make you want to catch some sun? )

Current Mood: content
Current Music: beatles - golden slumbers

You know, sometimes I just want to read about people getting spanked. Anyone else feel that way?

Yeah, that's what I thought.

Title: Ask
Pairing: Spencer/Ryan
Rating: NC17
Summary: "Please, I would like a spanking," Ryan says. "Asshole."
Warnings: Obvious warning is obvious, but spanking
Notes: Seriously, I got a jones for shamelessly fluffy and totally SSC Spencer/Ryan BDSM porn, and I know that there are at least a couple of other people who had a similar desire, so. *hands* Thanks to

anoneknewmoose and

lyo for making sure I wasn't too faily. 2500 words.

( "Wait, wait," Ryan says, laughing into Spencer's mouth as he twists away from Spencer's hands on his belt buckle. )

Current Mood: cheerful
Current Music: the hush sound - out through the curtain

I swore up and down this morning that I wouldn't work on anything else for porn battle unless I got some work done on at least one of my WIPs.

...Stop laughing, it's really not that funny. >:(

Title: Focus
Pairing: Jon/Ryan
Rating: NC17
Summary: "Well, just a guess, but I'm pretty sure you're actually supposed to film the sex part."
Warnings: I think I used up my warnings quotient for a couple of months with the rape fantasy thing. /o\ Tame, tame, tame.
Notes: For Porn Battle VII, prompts: "shy," "camera." Thanks to

boweryd, who is a terrible enabler, and

ailleann23, who, no lie, said "NEEDS MOAR PORN" after I sent her the first draft. And, agreeing with her, I went back to work...and I added hand-holding. :DDD: 1400 words.

( In which our plucky heroes make a sex tape! )

Current Mood: bouncy
Current Music: all time low - holly (would you turn me on)

Porn Battle VII is live. :D

Title: Frozen in the Moment
Pairing: Jon/Tom
Rating: NC17
Summary: steady as the night is cold, heat the frost can't touch
Warnings: tame, tame, tame
Notes: For Porn Battle, prompts: "smoke," "frost," "still." Thanks to

lyo for letting me talk at her and

anoneknewmoose for the once-over. 1300 words.

( Tom smokes and freezes and watches, wishing he had his camera. )

Current Mood: dirty
Current Music: alkaline trio - emma

So.

lyo and I have a fic journal now. We will no doubt be using it to post vast amounts of pornography. :D?

Title: Not Your Average Damsel in Distress
Authors:

lyo and

stephanometra
Pairing: Jon/Ryan
Rating: NC17
Summary: "I didn't say no, man, I'm just trying to—did you read one too many romance novels as a kid, or something?"
Warnings: Consensual kink focused on control fantasies. Dubcon but not really. If noncon squicks or triggers you, you probably want to give this one a pass.
Notes:

lyo fails pretty hard at hiatus, it's true, but what can you do when there's OH WELL! fic floating around? >:( Thanks to the nice mouse who looked this over for us, and to

anoneknewmoose, as always, for making sure it all made sense. 7k words.

( "You want what?" )

( And here is some contexting of contexts, in case anybody cares. )

Current Mood: tired
Current Music: redbird - lovely as the day is long

Title: The Best-Laid Plans
Pairing: Ryan/Jon
Rating: NC17 (SHOCK AND AWE)
Summary: Ryan's a patiently sadistic little bitch and Jon kind of loves it a lot.
Warnings: None
Notes: This was supposed to be a 300-word ficlet for

brandixcyanide's birthday (prompt: Panic, and "Whatever you feel like doing, I'm not picky!"), and turned into 4000 words of shameless pornography for Jon's. In just under the wire! Whether or not Jon Walker would actually appreciate such a present is pretty much immaterial. Thanks to

hegemony for the summary, to

ailleann23 for helping me fix the porn (she says, like the whole damn thing isn't porn), and to

anoneknewmoose and

lyo for the once-overs.

( "I told you, dude," Jon repeats. "Anything you want to do is good." )

Current Mood: satisfied
Current Music: phantom planet - dropped

Hi! Have some porn!

Title: the rhythm of your nonsense tune
Pairing: Jon/Ryan
Rating: NC17
Summary: It's almost like Ryan's trying to fuse them together as one being, and that would be kind of fucked up but also pretty hot.
Warnings: Marijuana, porn, Boy Scout songs
Notes: The world can never have enough stoner porn, right? Right.

lyo is too good to me. 3400 words.

( There's really nothing better than relaxing after a long day of...relaxing. )

Current Mood: amused
Current Music: spiderbait - black betty

Title: don't know much (except how to keep warm)
Pairing: Sean/girl!Tom/Jon
Rating: NC17
Summary: Yeah, she's easy for it; they all are.
Warnings: Alwaysagirl! Hefty doses of silliness and (paradoxically) realism! Also, even more not real than usual, if we're keeping up with disclaimers and things of that nature.
Notes: Thanks to

lyo and

hegemony for being the enablingest enablers ever (I've got your numbers, and don't think I won't call),

ethrosdemon for saying something very very nice that helped me with the final push, and

t_usual_suspect for the lightning!beta. In just under the wire for Porn Battle VI, prompt: "broken heater," and title loosely inspired by "Easy" // RCPM. 2400 words.

( The heater limps and stutters its way through the winter, but it doesn't actually die until the beginning of April. )

Current Mood: pleased
Current Music: jimmy eat world - 12.23.95

Title: Hold Still
Pairing: Spencer/Brendon
Rating: NC17
Summary: "Well, it's not like you can maim me with the shaving cream."
Warnings: Surprise shaving kink!
Notes: For Porn Battle VI. Prompts: "care," "bathtub." Thanks to

fiddleyoumust for enabling, to

lyo for reminding me several times that my kink is totally okay, and to

hegemony for the snappy, thoughtful beta. 1500 words.

( "You do realize how ridiculous this is, right?" )

Current Mood: dirty
Current Music: vertical horizon - the ride (live)

Title: In Certainty
Pairing: Jon/Spencer
Rating: NC17
Summary: Unashamed blowjob porn.
Warnings: None
Notes: Written for Porn Battle VI, for the prompt of "carpet." 438 words.

( in certainty )

Current Mood: accomplished
Current Music: jeffrey foucault - lodi

Busy couple of days around here, let me tell you. *g*

Title: Play it Dirty, Make a Mess; or Reasons Brendon Urie Will Never Beat Jon Walker at Halo 2, #146
Authors:

lyo and

stephanometra
Pairing: Brendon/Jon
Rating: NC17
Summary: If they're playing dirty, then dirty's what Brendon's going to play.
Warnings: Porn. Lots of porn.
Notes: So once upon a time,

lyo was all like, "I HAVE THIS BRENDON/JON FIC THAT WILL NEVER BE FINISHED, WOE." I demanded to see this fic (as you do) and then demanded that she either finish it, or let me finish it. As you can see, we compromised. :) Thanks to

t_usual_suspect,

burgaw, and

hegemony for cheerleading at various points along the way. 4800 words.

( Oh yes, Jon Walker is going down. )

Current Mood: accomplished
Current Music: asylum street spankers - d.r.i.n.k. (...like a walker)

So hey, guys, remember this?

Title: Triumvirate
Authors:

stephanometra and

t_usual_suspect
Pairing: Gabe/William/Travis
Rating: Quite NC17
Summary: There's a time and a place for everything. Too bad Gabe's missing it.
Warnings: Threesome porn of the hot, long-legged variety, which you really ought to have been able to guess.
Notes: Written ages ago for

e5chat storytime, shelved in deference to

bandombigbang taking over the internet, and now prettied up and posted for your reading pleasure! Thanks to

burgaw for the beta. 4500 words (!).

( The thing about waiting is that it sucks. )

Current Mood: amused
Current Music: jimmy eat world - blister

Title: Spoils of War
Authors:

fiddleyoumust and

stephanometra
Pairing: Panic GSF
Rating: Very, very NC17. Jesus motherfucking Christ is this NC17.
Summary: So that's what happened to Brendon's shirt.
Warnings: There's a gangbang here, guys. Just so you know.
Notes: That stupid picture is going to get me in a world of trouble someday. For serious. Also, Julia is a horrible enabler and I am going to shower her with overtly BDSM-tastic dirty talk until the end of time. Fulfills the

kink_bingo prompt of "gangbanging," about which I'm way more pleased than I probably ought to be. So, uh. Porn. 3800 words.

( ''It's birthday time!'' )

Current Mood: horny
Current Music: the rocket summer - so much love

O hay. Have some porn.

Title: Love You While I Bruise
Pairing: Ryan/Sean/Tom [empiresfic]
Rating: NC17
Summary: "I am, in fact, wearing a collar. And Tom's a twat."
Warnings: BDSM, wholly safe, sane, and consensual
Notes: So

t_usual_suspect is an evil bitch who does things like mention Sean Van Vleet in a collar, mostly because she knows that when she does, I'll do things like this. This is for her, with love, and was originally posted as commentporn in her journal, and a couple of the lines at the beginning are hers. No beta here, so all errors are mine and mine alone. Title from the Charlotte Sometimes song "Sweet Valium High." 3100 words (I FUCKING KNOW).

( you can beat me )

Current Mood: bouncy
Current Music: son volt - route

Title: An Awful Shade of Tangerine (Nail Polish)
Authors:

stephanometra and

natacup82
Pairing: Spencer/Brendon
Rating: NC17
Summary: It's almost 3am, and Brendon's playing with nail polish because he was cold—it doesn't really make sense, but then again, what does at this hour?
Warnings: Adorableness! Makeouts! Bunksex! You know, all good things.
Notes: So once upon a time,

playfullips made this post, in the comments of which she prompted

natacup82 with "nail polish," and comment ficcage resulted. You're all shocked, I'm sure. Just shy of 1000 words.

( cowritten unsurprise brencer ftmfw! )

Current Mood: calm
Current Music: my brother's shitty-ass rap music

So. I porned again. You're all shocked, I'm sure.

Title: Treasure Island
Pairing: Spencer/Brendon
Rating: NC17
Summary: In which there are shameless jokes at the Muppets' expense. No, really.
Warnings: Dirty talk, reasonably graphic fisting!kink
Notes: So this is all

lissa_bear's fault, because she wouldn't write it, but somebody had to. Quite obviously. Thanks to

jewels667 for the lickety-split beta and to

t_usual_suspect for bravely giving up her higher brain functions to audience the porny bits. 1700 words.

( So Brendon has fisting on the brain, and it's all Siska's fault. )

Current Mood: bouncy
Current Music: silence because it's midnight and i should have been in bed two hours ago!

So Jon Walker never, ever gets fucked. What's up with that?

Here, I'll fix it.

Title: QED, or Whatever
Pairing: Ryan/Jon
Rating: Pretty solidly NC17
Summary: In which there is shameless bottom!Jon porn. Yeah.
Warnings: Jon Walker, naked. You've been warned, Erica.
Notes: Came out of nowhere (puns are no one's friends, I know) and then sat on my laptop for a week being stupid about the ending, but it's all good now. *\o/* Thanks to

t_usual_suspect,

anoneknewmoose, and

jewels667 for the read-throughs. 2400 words.

( quod erat what? )