stephanometra

Title: don't know much (except how to keep warm)
Pairing: Sean/girl!Tom/Jon
Rating: NC17
Summary: Yeah, she's easy for it; they all are.
Warnings: Alwaysagirl! Hefty doses of silliness and (paradoxically) realism! Also, even more not real than usual, if we're keeping up with disclaimers and things of that nature.
Notes: Thanks to lyo and hegemony for being the enablingest enablers ever (I've got your numbers, and don't think I won't call), ethrosdemon for saying something very very nice that helped me with the final push, and t_usual_suspect for the lightning!beta. In just under the wire for Porn Battle VI, prompt: "broken heater," and title loosely inspired by "Easy" // RCPM. 2400 words.

( The heater limps and stutters its way through the winter, but it doesn't actually die until the beginning of April. )

O hay. Have some porn.

Title: Love You While I Bruise
Pairing: Ryan/Sean/Tom [empiresfic]
Rating: NC17
Summary: "I am, in fact, wearing a collar. And Tom's a twat."
Warnings: BDSM, wholly safe, sane, and consensual
Notes: So t_usual_suspect is an evil bitch who does things like mention Sean Van Vleet in a collar, mostly because she knows that when she does, I'll do things like this. This is for her, with love, and was originally posted as commentporn in her journal, and a couple of the lines at the beginning are hers. No beta here, so all errors are mine and mine alone. Title from the Charlotte Sometimes song "Sweet Valium High." 3100 words (I FUCKING KNOW).

( you can beat me )

Posting to archive so I can feel like I've accomplished something.

It's not nearly as sordid as the header makes it seem, I promise.

Title: Muscle Memory
Pairings: Bellatrix/Rodolphus, Bellatrix/Rodolphus/Narcissa
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Incest. Threesome (like you couldn't have guessed those). Breathplay.
Wordcount: 3400 or so
Summary: Her body remembers what her mind cannot.
Author's Note: Written for sionnain for hp_springsmut. Edited by the always-marvelous sioniann. Fun fact - there was once a time when I confused the two of them, and wackiness ensued.

( It's always cold in Azkaban. )

Feedback would go pretty far towards making me feel better about myself right now.