Title: All I Need Is Next to Me
Pairing: Jon/Cassie, Jon/Brendon
Rating: NC17
Summary: Brendon rolls his eyes. "He's just a chick now, it's not like he's dead," he says. "It's not the end of the world."
Warnings: Girlparts, filthy language, lots and lots of drugs
Notes: In which Jon wakes up a girl. Thanks a lot to [livejournal.com profile] ailleann23 and [livejournal.com profile] fictionalaspect for the hand-holding, [livejournal.com profile] astrangecity for the insightful commentary on the trans stuff and making sure I knew what I was talking about re: chest binders, and to [livejournal.com profile] anoneknewmoose and the nice Jon/Brendon mouse for looking it over and making sure it wasn't faily. Title from "Mona Lisa (When The World Comes Down)" by The All-American Rejects. 20k, in three parts.

Jon stumbles into the bathroom to piss before anyone else is up... )
I realize it's kind of weird to be posting two genderswap Ryan/Spencer fics in two weeks, but this story is a) older than Yellow on Blue, and b) one that certain persons have been waiting on for a long time, so I figured that y'all could roll with it.

So, I give you: bb!lesbians.

Title: My Baby Loves Me (Just the Way That I Am)
Pairing: always-girls!Spencer/Ryan
Rating: NC17 and make no mistake
Summary: "Stop talking," Spencer orders, and when Ryan breaks off, staring at Spencer with wide eyes, Spencer surges forward to kiss her.
Warnings: Femmeslash ftw \o/
Notes: Written to go with this lovely art (alternate link here) by the even lovelier [livejournal.com profile] evocatory, so you should all go tell her how awesome she is. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] fictionalaspect for the beta and to [livejournal.com profile] sock_wha for the final read-through. 6600 words.

"I hate this store," Ryan grumbles. )
Title: don't know much (except how to keep warm)
Pairing: Sean/girl!Tom/Jon
Rating: NC17
Summary: Yeah, she's easy for it; they all are.
Warnings: Alwaysagirl! Hefty doses of silliness and (paradoxically) realism! Also, even more not real than usual, if we're keeping up with disclaimers and things of that nature.
Notes: Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] lyo and [livejournal.com profile] hegemony for being the enablingest enablers ever (I've got your numbers, and don't think I won't call), [livejournal.com profile] ethrosdemon for saying something very very nice that helped me with the final push, and [livejournal.com profile] t_usual_suspect for the lightning!beta. In just under the wire for Porn Battle VI, prompt: "broken heater," and title loosely inspired by "Easy" // RCPM. 2400 words.

The heater limps and stutters its way through the winter, but it doesn't actually die until the beginning of April. )
FACT 1: [livejournal.com profile] hegemony and [livejournal.com profile] ze_pink_lady's girl!J2 universe rules, and girl!Jared is a hotass.
FACT 2: In any universe, Jared and Milo were clearly fucking while their characters were vying for Rory's love on Gilmore Girls.
FACT 3: Since girl!Jared is a dyke, that means that in girl!J2 verse, Milo must be a girl as well. And they had hot sex.
FACT 4: Lydia and I are insane.

Given these facts, here is porn.

Title: Looking for Vice in All the Right Places (Or, Maybe Cosmo Isn't So Bad After All)
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] hegemony and [livejournal.com profile] stephanometra
Pairing: Girl!Jared/Girl!Milo
Rating: NC17
Summary: "Never been fucked like this, huh? Like your skin's too tight and too loose at the same time and you're gonna come right out of your head?"
Warnings: Semi-public femmeslashy goodness here, guys.
Notes: Ties in to the girl!J2 verse, but stands alone, mostly because it's shameless pornography. And if this is what will happen every time Lydia and I discuss my sex life, well. Clearly I need to be having more sex, so that we have more to discuss. 2300 words.

Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof. Or something. )

And now, for something completely different, because you all care so much about our creative process on this shit: or if you hate femmeslash but like funny aimlogs )

OH HI GUYS, NICE OF YOU TO MAKE IT THIS FAR. NOW COMMENT, OR I CUT YOU.

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