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Title: it's like this
Pairing: VickyT/Boys (Cobra Starship GSF)
Rating: R
Summary: All things being considered, a little bit of intra-band fucking is hardly the strangest thing these guys have come up with.
Warnings: NOT NEARLY ENOUGH PORN. And by "not nearly enough," I mean "not any." Ugh, unacceptable. Tagging this as both "GSF" and "not-porn" is physically making my head hurt, tffs.
Notes: So once upon a time, I thought to myself, "Hey, self, let's write some Gabe/VickyT cunnilingus porn!" And then this came out instead. My brain, guys, I don't even know. Thank you to anoneknewmoose, who seriously read half of this thing by text message before it ever made it onto gdocs and did other ridiculous things like listening me to me read bits and pieces to her over the phone and going through the last section line by line to make sure it made sense; and to nasus221 and jewels667 for the final audiencing. And of course to floridapeaches, just because. ♥ 5500 words.

Oh, and Victoria, if you're reading this? Tell Alex that I still don't think he's the bitch. (Obviously, he and Ryland take turns. As you do.)

( it's like this )

Title: Sometimes Words Have Two Meanings
Pairing: Jensen/Chris
Rating: PG13
Summary: In which Chris owes Jensen. Maybe.
Warnings: None!
Notes: Another Stairway Verse ficlet. Another tie-in to It Makes Me Wonder. Another phone conversation (although Chris is not as mouthy as Steve, sadly). THREE-PEAT, LOL. 450 words.

( 'Cause you know. )

Eventually I'm going to run out of lyrics. WHAT WILL I DO THEN.

Title: Hurt
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Rating: PG13 I guess? Whatever you give for a mention of a handjob.
Summary: It's only like 300 words, guys. I am not writing a summary for that.
Notes: Teaser. Expect porn later.

( Hurt )

Srsly, expect porn later. This was kind of supposed to be the opening to the fic that's coming, but then the porn got away from me and went in a considerably less angsty (and much hotter, honestly) direction. You'll like it! I promise!

Title: Before You Know It, Chapter 3
Pairing: Severus/Regulus
Rating: PG this chapter! I guess I could bump it up to PG-13 for a single instance of the word "fuck," but I won't. BECAUSE IT'S NOTHING THOSE KIDS WON'T HEAR ANYWAY.
Warnings: Uh, Tom being a creepy motherfucker? Nothing, really.
Word Count: 2600-odd
Disclaimer: Since I have not put up a disclaimer in awhile, I shall take this moment to state that the Harry Potter universe and all associated characters, settings, and events do not belong to me, and this story is meant purely for the enjoyment of fans; no profit is expected or sought.
Author's Note: This story has not, in fact, dropped off the face of the earth. No idea when Chapter 4 will come up, but expect porn when it does. Oh, and absinthe_lust spoils me. A lot. Previous Chapters: ( 1 ) ( 2 )

( Chapter 3 )

Communists never leave feedback. Do you want everyone to think you're Red?
THEY WILL UNLESS YOU COMMENT.

Title: Drunk Sincerity
Pairing: James/Lily
Rating: PG
Summary: In which James picks a rather dumb spot to get trashed, there is a friendly floor, and Lily has a change of heart.
Warnings: NONE! Er. I guess underage drinking? Or something. But who the hell warns for that?
Word Count: 1607
A/N: Written for jamesfqf Challenge 15 - After a wild Gryffindor party, James, who isn't used to drinking, gets really, really sick. Who takes care of him and what happens as a result? I played fast and loose with the prompt, mostly because I didn’t want to write James puking his guts out. Hugs and love to goodkingnerdnor for the beta and to xylodemon and moshes for holding the fest.

( Of all the things that Lily generally does not want to see first in the morning, James Potter slouching on her favourite Common Room sofa, humming to himself and lovingly cradling a mostly-empty bottle of some clear liquid with gold sparkles, is fairly high on the list. )

Give me that sweet, sweet feedback, baby. You know you want to.

Title: Surprise
Word Count: ELEVENTY ZILLION
Rating: Somewhere between PG-13 and R for things of a rather sexy nature
Disclaimer: They are no more mine today than they were Friday.
A/N: In light of the fact that I finished the other one double-plus-quick, I took another request from the mass o' prompty goodness over in xylodemonland. This one is for captainjames, who hopefully won't mind too much that I chickened out on the smut because I really haven't the first clue how to write femslash properly. Unbeta'd. Also, you may want to be warned about the ( SPOILER ). <-- Don't click that, it'll ruin the surprise!

( Frankly, Ginny is very, very confused. )

Comments are, as before, greatly appreciated.