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FACT 1: ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
hegemony and ze_pink_lady's girl!J2 universe rules, and girl!Jared is a hotass.
FACT 2: In any universe, Jared and Milo were clearly fucking while their characters were vying for Rory's love on Gilmore Girls.
FACT 3: Since girl!Jared is a dyke, that means that in girl!J2 verse, Milo must be a girl as well. And they had hot sex.
FACT 4: Lydia and I are insane.
Given these facts, here is porn.
Title: Looking for Vice in All the Right Places (Or, Maybe Cosmo Isn't So Bad After All)
Authors:hegemony and stephanometra
Pairing: Girl!Jared/Girl!Milo
Rating: NC17
Summary: "Never been fucked like this, huh? Like your skin's too tight and too loose at the same time and you're gonna come right out of your head?"
Warnings: Semi-public femmeslashy goodness here, guys.
Notes: Ties in to the girl!J2 verse, but stands alone, mostly because it's shameless pornography. And if this is what will happen every time Lydia and I discuss my sex life, well. Clearly I need to be having more sex, so that we have more to discuss. 2300 words.
( Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof. Or something. )
And now, for something completely different, because you all care so much about our creative process on this shit: ( or if you hate femmeslash but like funny aimlogs )
OH HI GUYS, NICE OF YOU TO MAKE IT THIS FAR. NOW COMMENT, OR I CUT YOU.
hegemony and ze_pink_lady's girl!J2 universe rules, and girl!Jared is a hotass.FACT 2: In any universe, Jared and Milo were clearly fucking while their characters were vying for Rory's love on Gilmore Girls.
FACT 3: Since girl!Jared is a dyke, that means that in girl!J2 verse, Milo must be a girl as well. And they had hot sex.
FACT 4: Lydia and I are insane.
Given these facts, here is porn.
Title: Looking for Vice in All the Right Places (Or, Maybe Cosmo Isn't So Bad After All)
Authors:
hegemony and stephanometraPairing: Girl!Jared/Girl!Milo
Rating: NC17
Summary: "Never been fucked like this, huh? Like your skin's too tight and too loose at the same time and you're gonna come right out of your head?"
Warnings: Semi-public femmeslashy goodness here, guys.
Notes: Ties in to the girl!J2 verse, but stands alone, mostly because it's shameless pornography. And if this is what will happen every time Lydia and I discuss my sex life, well. Clearly I need to be having more sex, so that we have more to discuss. 2300 words.
( Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof. Or something. )
And now, for something completely different, because you all care so much about our creative process on this shit: ( or if you hate femmeslash but like funny aimlogs )
