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Dec. 19th, 2009 11:12 amShameless bb!OT3 cockslut!Spencer porn, for your viewing pleasure.
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stephanometra and untappedbeauty.
( "No." )
:D?
By
stephanometra and untappedbeauty.( "No." )
:D?
Title: Why Don't We Do It In The Road
Authors:stephanometra and untappedbeauty
Pairing: Jon/Ryan
Rating: NC17
Summary: "I'm not sure you have the discipline to keep your eyes on the road. What do you think?"
Warnings: Van porn. We're not sorry.
Notes: SEE, SOMETIMES I GET THINGS I WANT. 4300 words.
( no one will be watching us )
Authors:
stephanometra and untappedbeautyPairing: Jon/Ryan
Rating: NC17
Summary: "I'm not sure you have the discipline to keep your eyes on the road. What do you think?"
Warnings: Van porn. We're not sorry.
Notes: SEE, SOMETIMES I GET THINGS I WANT. 4300 words.
( no one will be watching us )
So. lyo and I have a fic journal now. We will no doubt be using it to post vast amounts of pornography. :D?
Title: Not Your Average Damsel in Distress
Authors:lyo and stephanometra
Pairing: Jon/Ryan
Rating: NC17
Summary: "I didn't say no, man, I'm just trying to—did you read one too many romance novels as a kid, or something?"
Warnings: Consensual kink focused on control fantasies. Dubcon but not really. If noncon squicks or triggers you, you probably want to give this one a pass.
Notes:lyo fails pretty hard at hiatus, it's true, but what can you do when there's OH WELL! fic floating around? >:( Thanks to the nice mouse who looked this over for us, and to anoneknewmoose, as always, for making sure it all made sense. 7k words.
( "You want what?" )
( And here is some contexting of contexts, in case anybody cares. )
lyo and I have a fic journal now. We will no doubt be using it to post vast amounts of pornography. :D?Title: Not Your Average Damsel in Distress
Authors:
lyo and stephanometraPairing: Jon/Ryan
Rating: NC17
Summary: "I didn't say no, man, I'm just trying to—did you read one too many romance novels as a kid, or something?"
Warnings: Consensual kink focused on control fantasies. Dubcon but not really. If noncon squicks or triggers you, you probably want to give this one a pass.
Notes:
lyo fails pretty hard at hiatus, it's true, but what can you do when there's OH WELL! fic floating around? >:( Thanks to the nice mouse who looked this over for us, and to anoneknewmoose, as always, for making sure it all made sense. 7k words.( "You want what?" )
( And here is some contexting of contexts, in case anybody cares. )
Busy couple of days around here, let me tell you. *g*
Title: Play it Dirty, Make a Mess; or Reasons Brendon Urie Will Never Beat Jon Walker at Halo 2, #146
Authors:lyo and stephanometra
Pairing: Brendon/Jon
Rating: NC17
Summary: If they're playing dirty, then dirty's what Brendon's going to play.
Warnings: Porn. Lots of porn.
Notes: So once upon a time,lyo was all like, "I HAVE THIS BRENDON/JON FIC THAT WILL NEVER BE FINISHED, WOE." I demanded to see this fic (as you do) and then demanded that she either finish it, or let me finish it. As you can see, we compromised. :) Thanks to t_usual_suspect, burgaw, and hegemony for cheerleading at various points along the way. 4800 words.
( Oh yes, Jon Walker is going down. )
Title: Play it Dirty, Make a Mess; or Reasons Brendon Urie Will Never Beat Jon Walker at Halo 2, #146
Authors:
lyo and stephanometraPairing: Brendon/Jon
Rating: NC17
Summary: If they're playing dirty, then dirty's what Brendon's going to play.
Warnings: Porn. Lots of porn.
Notes: So once upon a time,
lyo was all like, "I HAVE THIS BRENDON/JON FIC THAT WILL NEVER BE FINISHED, WOE." I demanded to see this fic (as you do) and then demanded that she either finish it, or let me finish it. As you can see, we compromised. :) Thanks to t_usual_suspect, burgaw, and hegemony for cheerleading at various points along the way. 4800 words.( Oh yes, Jon Walker is going down. )
So hey, guys, remember this?
Title: Triumvirate
Authors:stephanometra and t_usual_suspect
Pairing: Gabe/William/Travis
Rating: Quite NC17
Summary: There's a time and a place for everything. Too bad Gabe's missing it.
Warnings: Threesome porn of the hot, long-legged variety, which you really ought to have been able to guess.
Notes: Written ages ago for![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
e5chat storytime, shelved in deference to bandombigbang taking over the internet, and now prettied up and posted for your reading pleasure! Thanks to burgaw for the beta. 4500 words (!).
( The thing about waiting is that it sucks. )
Title: Triumvirate
Authors:
stephanometra and t_usual_suspectPairing: Gabe/William/Travis
Rating: Quite NC17
Summary: There's a time and a place for everything. Too bad Gabe's missing it.
Warnings: Threesome porn of the hot, long-legged variety, which you really ought to have been able to guess.
Notes: Written ages ago for
e5chat storytime, shelved in deference to bandombigbang taking over the internet, and now prettied up and posted for your reading pleasure! Thanks to burgaw for the beta. 4500 words (!).( The thing about waiting is that it sucks. )
Title: Spoils of War
Authors:fiddleyoumust and stephanometra
Pairing: Panic GSF
Rating: Very, very NC17. Jesus motherfucking Christ is this NC17.
Summary: So that's what happened to Brendon's shirt.
Warnings: There's a gangbang here, guys. Just so you know.
Notes: That stupid picture is going to get me in a world of trouble someday. For serious. Also, Julia is a horrible enabler and I am going to shower her with overtly BDSM-tastic dirty talk until the end of time. Fulfills thekink_bingo prompt of "gangbanging," about which I'm way more pleased than I probably ought to be. So, uh. Porn. 3800 words.
( ''It's birthday time!'' )
Authors:
fiddleyoumust and stephanometraPairing: Panic GSF
Rating: Very, very NC17. Jesus motherfucking Christ is this NC17.
Summary: So that's what happened to Brendon's shirt.
Warnings: There's a gangbang here, guys. Just so you know.
Notes: That stupid picture is going to get me in a world of trouble someday. For serious. Also, Julia is a horrible enabler and I am going to shower her with overtly BDSM-tastic dirty talk until the end of time. Fulfills the
kink_bingo prompt of "gangbanging," about which I'm way more pleased than I probably ought to be. So, uh. Porn. 3800 words.( ''It's birthday time!'' )
Title: An Awful Shade of Tangerine (Nail Polish)
Authors:stephanometra and natacup82
Pairing: Spencer/Brendon
Rating: NC17
Summary: It's almost 3am, and Brendon's playing with nail polish because he was cold—it doesn't really make sense, but then again, what does at this hour?
Warnings: Adorableness! Makeouts! Bunksex! You know, all good things.
Notes: So once upon a time,playfullips made this post, in the comments of which she prompted natacup82 with "nail polish," and comment ficcage resulted. You're all shocked, I'm sure. Just shy of 1000 words.
( cowritten unsurprise brencer ftmfw! )
Authors:
stephanometra and natacup82Pairing: Spencer/Brendon
Rating: NC17
Summary: It's almost 3am, and Brendon's playing with nail polish because he was cold—it doesn't really make sense, but then again, what does at this hour?
Warnings: Adorableness! Makeouts! Bunksex! You know, all good things.
Notes: So once upon a time,
playfullips made this post, in the comments of which she prompted natacup82 with "nail polish," and comment ficcage resulted. You're all shocked, I'm sure. Just shy of 1000 words.( cowritten unsurprise brencer ftmfw! )
FACT 1: hegemony and ze_pink_lady's girl!J2 universe rules, and girl!Jared is a hotass.
FACT 2: In any universe, Jared and Milo were clearly fucking while their characters were vying for Rory's love on Gilmore Girls.
FACT 3: Since girl!Jared is a dyke, that means that in girl!J2 verse, Milo must be a girl as well. And they had hot sex.
FACT 4: Lydia and I are insane.
Given these facts, here is porn.
Title: Looking for Vice in All the Right Places (Or, Maybe Cosmo Isn't So Bad After All)
Authors:hegemony and stephanometra
Pairing: Girl!Jared/Girl!Milo
Rating: NC17
Summary: "Never been fucked like this, huh? Like your skin's too tight and too loose at the same time and you're gonna come right out of your head?"
Warnings: Semi-public femmeslashy goodness here, guys.
Notes: Ties in to the girl!J2 verse, but stands alone, mostly because it's shameless pornography. And if this is what will happen every time Lydia and I discuss my sex life, well. Clearly I need to be having more sex, so that we have more to discuss. 2300 words.
( Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof. Or something. )
And now, for something completely different, because you all care so much about our creative process on this shit: ( or if you hate femmeslash but like funny aimlogs )
OH HI GUYS, NICE OF YOU TO MAKE IT THIS FAR. NOW COMMENT, OR I CUT YOU.
hegemony and ze_pink_lady's girl!J2 universe rules, and girl!Jared is a hotass.FACT 2: In any universe, Jared and Milo were clearly fucking while their characters were vying for Rory's love on Gilmore Girls.
FACT 3: Since girl!Jared is a dyke, that means that in girl!J2 verse, Milo must be a girl as well. And they had hot sex.
FACT 4: Lydia and I are insane.
Given these facts, here is porn.
Title: Looking for Vice in All the Right Places (Or, Maybe Cosmo Isn't So Bad After All)
Authors:
hegemony and stephanometraPairing: Girl!Jared/Girl!Milo
Rating: NC17
Summary: "Never been fucked like this, huh? Like your skin's too tight and too loose at the same time and you're gonna come right out of your head?"
Warnings: Semi-public femmeslashy goodness here, guys.
Notes: Ties in to the girl!J2 verse, but stands alone, mostly because it's shameless pornography. And if this is what will happen every time Lydia and I discuss my sex life, well. Clearly I need to be having more sex, so that we have more to discuss. 2300 words.
( Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof. Or something. )
And now, for something completely different, because you all care so much about our creative process on this shit: ( or if you hate femmeslash but like funny aimlogs )
Because a new fandom is exactly what I need right now.
Title: larger and different than our plans
Pairing: Nathan/Peter
Rating: R
Summary: The sun is still up when the lights go out.
Warnings: none
Notes: Cowritten with my darlinggiventofly37, on the occasion of us really wanting to write Petrellicest. Title from Ithaca. 1100 words.
( larger and different than our plans )
Title: larger and different than our plans
Pairing: Nathan/Peter
Rating: R
Summary: The sun is still up when the lights go out.
Warnings: none
Notes: Cowritten with my darling
giventofly37, on the occasion of us really wanting to write Petrellicest. Title from Ithaca. 1100 words.( larger and different than our plans )
