stephanometra

Title: Take a Guess
Pairing: Ryan/Jon
Rating: NC17
Summary: "Whatever, can we stop talking about how bad I am at guessing and get back to—"
Warnings: Who's up for a filthy underlubed fuck in the men's room with bonus buttplug action? Oh yeah.
Notes: I have no shame and this is for lyo. 2200 words.

( Alex finds a new bar and immediately declares it to be his favorite. )

Title: All I Need Is Next to Me
Pairing: Jon/Cassie, Jon/Brendon
Rating: NC17
Summary: Brendon rolls his eyes. "He's just a chick now, it's not like he's dead," he says. "It's not the end of the world."
Warnings: Girlparts, filthy language, lots and lots of drugs
Notes: In which Jon wakes up a girl. Thanks a lot to ailleann23 and fictionalaspect for the hand-holding, astrangecity for the insightful commentary on the trans stuff and making sure I knew what I was talking about re: chest binders, and to anoneknewmoose and the nice Jon/Brendon mouse for looking it over and making sure it wasn't faily. Title from "Mona Lisa (When The World Comes Down)" by The All-American Rejects. 20k, in three parts.

( Jon stumbles into the bathroom to piss before anyone else is up... )

I realize it's kind of weird to be posting two genderswap Ryan/Spencer fics in two weeks, but this story is a) older than Yellow on Blue, and b) one that certain persons have been waiting on for a long time, so I figured that y'all could roll with it.

So, I give you: bb!lesbians.

Title: My Baby Loves Me (Just the Way That I Am)
Pairing: always-girls!Spencer/Ryan
Rating: NC17 and make no mistake
Summary: "Stop talking," Spencer orders, and when Ryan breaks off, staring at Spencer with wide eyes, Spencer surges forward to kiss her.
Warnings: Femmeslash ftw \o/
Notes: Written to go with this lovely art (alternate link here) by the even lovelier evocatory, so you should all go tell her how awesome she is. Thanks to fictionalaspect for the beta and to sock_wha for the final read-through. 6600 words.

( "I hate this store," Ryan grumbles. )

Once upon a time, I received the following text message:

lyo: ryan rossy and his jon walker went hiking! ryan only fell 10 times!! \o/

And then there was much discussion of the possibility of outdoor sex and getting grass in their hair and generally being ridiculous together while out actually enjoying nature. I, being the hopeless optimist that I am, said that I hoped we got lots and lots of porn out of this. lyo, however, said:

lyo: my reaction was more "the thing that makes me more >:( is that people are going to read that and write two dozen fics about why brendon and spencer didn't come and no jon/ryan have makeouts with grass in their hair"

In b4 "lol come."

Anyway, this isn't that fic, and it also took me about two months longer than it really should have, but I think it'll do.

Title: shine on, shine on, shine on
Pairing: Jon/Ryan
Rating: NC17
Summary: In which our heroes go to the beach.
Warnings: Utterly self-indulgent OTP porn (she says, like that's something you have to warn for)
Notes: For lyo. I clicked my heels and wished for you, sweetheart. ♥ Thanks to boweryd and anoneknewmoose for the encouragement and to fiddleyoumust for the beta. And all interested parties might want to listen to this song, from whence the title comes: Radiation Vibe // Fountains of Wayne. 5300 words.

( don't it make you want to catch some sun? )

I swore up and down this morning that I wouldn't work on anything else for porn battle unless I got some work done on at least one of my WIPs.

...Stop laughing, it's really not that funny. >:(

Title: Focus
Pairing: Jon/Ryan
Rating: NC17
Summary: "Well, just a guess, but I'm pretty sure you're actually supposed to film the sex part."
Warnings: I think I used up my warnings quotient for a couple of months with the rape fantasy thing. /o\ Tame, tame, tame.
Notes: For Porn Battle VII, prompts: "shy," "camera." Thanks to boweryd, who is a terrible enabler, and ailleann23, who, no lie, said "NEEDS MOAR PORN" after I sent her the first draft. And, agreeing with her, I went back to work...and I added hand-holding. :DDD: 1400 words.

( In which our plucky heroes make a sex tape! )

So. lyo and I have a fic journal now. We will no doubt be using it to post vast amounts of pornography. :D?

Title: Not Your Average Damsel in Distress
Authors: lyo and stephanometra
Pairing: Jon/Ryan
Rating: NC17
Summary: "I didn't say no, man, I'm just trying to—did you read one too many romance novels as a kid, or something?"
Warnings: Consensual kink focused on control fantasies. Dubcon but not really. If noncon squicks or triggers you, you probably want to give this one a pass.
Notes: lyo fails pretty hard at hiatus, it's true, but what can you do when there's OH WELL! fic floating around? >:( Thanks to the nice mouse who looked this over for us, and to anoneknewmoose, as always, for making sure it all made sense. 7k words.

( "You want what?" )

( And here is some contexting of contexts, in case anybody cares. )

Hi! Have some porn!

Title: the rhythm of your nonsense tune
Pairing: Jon/Ryan
Rating: NC17
Summary: It's almost like Ryan's trying to fuse them together as one being, and that would be kind of fucked up but also pretty hot.
Warnings: Marijuana, porn, Boy Scout songs
Notes: The world can never have enough stoner porn, right? Right. lyo is too good to me. 3400 words.

( There's really nothing better than relaxing after a long day of...relaxing. )

Title: Hold Still
Pairing: Spencer/Brendon
Rating: NC17
Summary: "Well, it's not like you can maim me with the shaving cream."
Warnings: Surprise shaving kink!
Notes: For Porn Battle VI. Prompts: "care," "bathtub." Thanks to fiddleyoumust for enabling, to lyo for reminding me several times that my kink is totally okay, and to hegemony for the snappy, thoughtful beta. 1500 words.

( "You do realize how ridiculous this is, right?" )

Busy couple of days around here, let me tell you. *g*

Title: Play it Dirty, Make a Mess; or Reasons Brendon Urie Will Never Beat Jon Walker at Halo 2, #146
Authors: lyo and stephanometra
Pairing: Brendon/Jon
Rating: NC17
Summary: If they're playing dirty, then dirty's what Brendon's going to play.
Warnings: Porn. Lots of porn.
Notes: So once upon a time, lyo was all like, "I HAVE THIS BRENDON/JON FIC THAT WILL NEVER BE FINISHED, WOE." I demanded to see this fic (as you do) and then demanded that she either finish it, or let me finish it. As you can see, we compromised. :) Thanks to t_usual_suspect, burgaw, and hegemony for cheerleading at various points along the way. 4800 words.

( Oh yes, Jon Walker is going down. )