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Jul. 30th, 2008 04:42 pmPOST PICTURES OF PRETTY BOYS TOUCHING THEMSELVES AND/OR EACH OTHER INAPPROPRIATELY.
HERE, I'LL START.
HERE, I'LL START.
Title: In Certainty
Pairing: Jon/Spencer
Rating: NC17
Summary: Unashamed blowjob porn.
Warnings: None
Notes: Written for Porn Battle VI, for the prompt of "carpet." 438 words.
( in certainty )
Pairing: Jon/Spencer
Rating: NC17
Summary: Unashamed blowjob porn.
Warnings: None
Notes: Written for Porn Battle VI, for the prompt of "carpet." 438 words.
( in certainty )
Busy couple of days around here, let me tell you. *g*
Title: Play it Dirty, Make a Mess; or Reasons Brendon Urie Will Never Beat Jon Walker at Halo 2, #146
Authors:![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
lyo and stephanometra
Pairing: Brendon/Jon
Rating: NC17
Summary: If they're playing dirty, then dirty's what Brendon's going to play.
Warnings: Porn. Lots of porn.
Notes: So once upon a time,lyo was all like, "I HAVE THIS BRENDON/JON FIC THAT WILL NEVER BE FINISHED, WOE." I demanded to see this fic (as you do) and then demanded that she either finish it, or let me finish it. As you can see, we compromised. :) Thanks to t_usual_suspect, burgaw, and hegemony for cheerleading at various points along the way. 4800 words.
( Oh yes, Jon Walker is going down. )
Title: Play it Dirty, Make a Mess; or Reasons Brendon Urie Will Never Beat Jon Walker at Halo 2, #146
Authors:
lyo and stephanometraPairing: Brendon/Jon
Rating: NC17
Summary: If they're playing dirty, then dirty's what Brendon's going to play.
Warnings: Porn. Lots of porn.
Notes: So once upon a time,
lyo was all like, "I HAVE THIS BRENDON/JON FIC THAT WILL NEVER BE FINISHED, WOE." I demanded to see this fic (as you do) and then demanded that she either finish it, or let me finish it. As you can see, we compromised. :) Thanks to t_usual_suspect, burgaw, and hegemony for cheerleading at various points along the way. 4800 words.( Oh yes, Jon Walker is going down. )
So hey, guys, remember this?
Title: Triumvirate
Authors:stephanometra and t_usual_suspect
Pairing: Gabe/William/Travis
Rating: Quite NC17
Summary: There's a time and a place for everything. Too bad Gabe's missing it.
Warnings: Threesome porn of the hot, long-legged variety, which you really ought to have been able to guess.
Notes: Written ages ago for![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
e5chat storytime, shelved in deference to bandombigbang taking over the internet, and now prettied up and posted for your reading pleasure! Thanks to burgaw for the beta. 4500 words (!).
( The thing about waiting is that it sucks. )
Title: Triumvirate
Authors:
stephanometra and t_usual_suspectPairing: Gabe/William/Travis
Rating: Quite NC17
Summary: There's a time and a place for everything. Too bad Gabe's missing it.
Warnings: Threesome porn of the hot, long-legged variety, which you really ought to have been able to guess.
Notes: Written ages ago for
e5chat storytime, shelved in deference to bandombigbang taking over the internet, and now prettied up and posted for your reading pleasure! Thanks to burgaw for the beta. 4500 words (!).( The thing about waiting is that it sucks. )
Title: Spoils of War
Authors:fiddleyoumust and stephanometra
Pairing: Panic GSF
Rating: Very, very NC17. Jesus motherfucking Christ is this NC17.
Summary: So that's what happened to Brendon's shirt.
Warnings: There's a gangbang here, guys. Just so you know.
Notes: That stupid picture is going to get me in a world of trouble someday. For serious. Also, Julia is a horrible enabler and I am going to shower her with overtly BDSM-tastic dirty talk until the end of time. Fulfills thekink_bingo prompt of "gangbanging," about which I'm way more pleased than I probably ought to be. So, uh. Porn. 3800 words.
( ''It's birthday time!'' )
Authors:
fiddleyoumust and stephanometraPairing: Panic GSF
Rating: Very, very NC17. Jesus motherfucking Christ is this NC17.
Summary: So that's what happened to Brendon's shirt.
Warnings: There's a gangbang here, guys. Just so you know.
Notes: That stupid picture is going to get me in a world of trouble someday. For serious. Also, Julia is a horrible enabler and I am going to shower her with overtly BDSM-tastic dirty talk until the end of time. Fulfills the
kink_bingo prompt of "gangbanging," about which I'm way more pleased than I probably ought to be. So, uh. Porn. 3800 words.( ''It's birthday time!'' )
[bandom] FIC: "Love You While I Bruise,"
Jun. 29th, 2008 07:41 pmO hay. Have some porn.
Title: Love You While I Bruise
Pairing: Ryan/Sean/Tom [empiresfic]
Rating: NC17
Summary: "I am, in fact, wearing a collar. And Tom's a twat."
Warnings: BDSM, wholly safe, sane, and consensual
Notes: Sot_usual_suspect is an evil bitch who does things like mention Sean Van Vleet in a collar, mostly because she knows that when she does, I'll do things like this. This is for her, with love, and was originally posted as commentporn in her journal, and a couple of the lines at the beginning are hers. No beta here, so all errors are mine and mine alone. Title from the Charlotte Sometimes song "Sweet Valium High." 3100 words (I FUCKING KNOW).
( you can beat me )
Title: Love You While I Bruise
Pairing: Ryan/Sean/Tom [empiresfic]
Rating: NC17
Summary: "I am, in fact, wearing a collar. And Tom's a twat."
Warnings: BDSM, wholly safe, sane, and consensual
Notes: So
t_usual_suspect is an evil bitch who does things like mention Sean Van Vleet in a collar, mostly because she knows that when she does, I'll do things like this. This is for her, with love, and was originally posted as commentporn in her journal, and a couple of the lines at the beginning are hers. No beta here, so all errors are mine and mine alone. Title from the Charlotte Sometimes song "Sweet Valium High." 3100 words (I FUCKING KNOW).( you can beat me )
Okay, seriously, this is a level of metaficcish and creepy-odd that even I would usually shy away from, but I wrote this in chat tonight and then everyone was like "ZOMG POST THAT," so. 670-odd words of vaguely Sean/Tom fic, referencing the podcast of doom.
Title: listening party
Pairing: Sean/Tom
Rating: PG
Summary: "So," he says cautiously as they climb the stairs. "Seriously. Team what?"
Warnings: none
Notes: For empires chat, with love. ♥ Thanks torhombal for the beta.
( So the radio thing was amazing. )
Title: listening party
Pairing: Sean/Tom
Rating: PG
Summary: "So," he says cautiously as they climb the stairs. "Seriously. Team what?"
Warnings: none
Notes: For empires chat, with love. ♥ Thanks to
rhombal for the beta.( So the radio thing was amazing. )
Title: An Awful Shade of Tangerine (Nail Polish)
Authors:stephanometra and natacup82
Pairing: Spencer/Brendon
Rating: NC17
Summary: It's almost 3am, and Brendon's playing with nail polish because he was cold—it doesn't really make sense, but then again, what does at this hour?
Warnings: Adorableness! Makeouts! Bunksex! You know, all good things.
Notes: So once upon a time,playfullips made this post, in the comments of which she prompted natacup82 with "nail polish," and comment ficcage resulted. You're all shocked, I'm sure. Just shy of 1000 words.
( cowritten unsurprise brencer ftmfw! )
Authors:
stephanometra and natacup82Pairing: Spencer/Brendon
Rating: NC17
Summary: It's almost 3am, and Brendon's playing with nail polish because he was cold—it doesn't really make sense, but then again, what does at this hour?
Warnings: Adorableness! Makeouts! Bunksex! You know, all good things.
Notes: So once upon a time,
playfullips made this post, in the comments of which she prompted natacup82 with "nail polish," and comment ficcage resulted. You're all shocked, I'm sure. Just shy of 1000 words.( cowritten unsurprise brencer ftmfw! )
[bandom] FIC: "Baked," Panic gen, PG13
May. 25th, 2008 05:19 amTitle: Baked, or The One Where Panic Gets Stoned And Jon Wants Cookies
Pairing: Totally fucking gentastic
Rating: PG13, or would be if not for the "fuck" rule
Summary: You can never go wrong with cookies.
Warnings: Lots of reasonably tame stoned shenanigans. Also, Tom Conrad.
Notes: This fic may or may not be brought to you by the Tupperware container of chocolate chip cookie dough in my mother's freezer. Thanks tot_usual_suspect, rhombal, and especially jewels667 for audiencing, and I remain as always completely incapable of writing anything at all without my dear, darling anoneknewmoose. 3800 words.
( ''I could totally go for cookies.'' )
Pairing: Totally fucking gentastic
Rating: PG13, or would be if not for the "fuck" rule
Summary: You can never go wrong with cookies.
Warnings: Lots of reasonably tame stoned shenanigans. Also, Tom Conrad.
Notes: This fic may or may not be brought to you by the Tupperware container of chocolate chip cookie dough in my mother's freezer. Thanks to
t_usual_suspect, rhombal, and especially jewels667 for audiencing, and I remain as always completely incapable of writing anything at all without my dear, darling anoneknewmoose. 3800 words.( ''I could totally go for cookies.'' )
SO HI, IDK IF YOU GUYS KNEW THIS, BUT EMPIRES RELEASED A NEW SONG LAST NIGHT. t_usual_suspect and I sat there refreshing myspace for like an hour, it was pretty awesome. We were listens #15 and 16, about which I'm way prouder than I probably ought to be. God I can't fucking wait until the album drops.
And then I went poking around, as you do, and found the latest round of pictures Matt Wysocki took, which are all BRILLIANT AND AMAZING as Wysocki generally is, and I figured that some of y'all won't have seen them yet. So.
empires minispam. With commentary. Because I love you, and because it's Tom's birthday in two hours and clearly we need to do something to commemorate the occasion.
( don't let it fool you )
AND THAT CONCLUDES THIS PICSPAM. WE NOW RETURN TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING.
t_usual_suspect and I sat there refreshing myspace for like an hour, it was pretty awesome. We were listens #15 and 16, about which I'm way prouder than I probably ought to be. God I can't fucking wait until the album drops.And then I went poking around, as you do, and found the latest round of pictures Matt Wysocki took, which are all BRILLIANT AND AMAZING as Wysocki generally is, and I figured that some of y'all won't have seen them yet. So.
empires minispam. With commentary. Because I love you, and because it's Tom's birthday in two hours and clearly we need to do something to commemorate the occasion.
( don't let it fool you )
AND THAT CONCLUDES THIS PICSPAM. WE NOW RETURN TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING.
So. I porned again. You're all shocked, I'm sure.
Title: Treasure Island
Pairing: Spencer/Brendon
Rating: NC17
Summary: In which there are shameless jokes at the Muppets' expense. No, really.
Warnings: Dirty talk, reasonably graphic fisting!kink
Notes: So this is alllissa_bear's fault, because she wouldn't write it, but somebody had to. Quite obviously. Thanks to jewels667 for the lickety-split beta and to t_usual_suspect for bravely giving up her higher brain functions to audience the porny bits. 1700 words.
( So Brendon has fisting on the brain, and it's all Siska's fault. )
Title: Treasure Island
Pairing: Spencer/Brendon
Rating: NC17
Summary: In which there are shameless jokes at the Muppets' expense. No, really.
Warnings: Dirty talk, reasonably graphic fisting!kink
Notes: So this is all
lissa_bear's fault, because she wouldn't write it, but somebody had to. Quite obviously. Thanks to jewels667 for the lickety-split beta and to t_usual_suspect for bravely giving up her higher brain functions to audience the porny bits. 1700 words.( So Brendon has fisting on the brain, and it's all Siska's fault. )
So Jon Walker never, ever gets fucked. What's up with that?
Here, I'll fix it.
Title: QED, or Whatever
Pairing: Ryan/Jon
Rating: Pretty solidly NC17
Summary: In which there is shameless bottom!Jon porn. Yeah.
Warnings: Jon Walker, naked. You've been warned, Erica.
Notes: Came out of nowhere (puns are no one's friends, I know) and then sat on my laptop for a week being stupid about the ending, but it's all good now. *\o/* Thanks tot_usual_suspect, anoneknewmoose, and jewels667 for the read-throughs. 2400 words.
( quod erat what? )
Here, I'll fix it.
Title: QED, or Whatever
Pairing: Ryan/Jon
Rating: Pretty solidly NC17
Summary: In which there is shameless bottom!Jon porn. Yeah.
Warnings: Jon Walker, naked. You've been warned, Erica.
Notes: Came out of nowhere (puns are no one's friends, I know) and then sat on my laptop for a week being stupid about the ending, but it's all good now. *\o/* Thanks to
t_usual_suspect, anoneknewmoose, and jewels667 for the read-throughs. 2400 words.( quod erat what? )
Title: it's like this
Pairing: VickyT/Boys (Cobra Starship GSF)
Rating: R
Summary: All things being considered, a little bit of intra-band fucking is hardly the strangest thing these guys have come up with.
Warnings: NOT NEARLY ENOUGH PORN. And by "not nearly enough," I mean "not any." Ugh, unacceptable. Tagging this as both "GSF" and "not-porn" is physically making my head hurt, tffs.
Notes: So once upon a time, I thought to myself, "Hey, self, let's write some Gabe/VickyT cunnilingus porn!" And then this came out instead. My brain, guys, I don't even know. Thank you toanoneknewmoose, who seriously read half of this thing by text message before it ever made it onto gdocs and did other ridiculous things like listening me to me read bits and pieces to her over the phone and going through the last section line by line to make sure it made sense; and to nasus221 and jewels667 for the final audiencing. And of course to floridapeaches, just because. ♥ 5500 words.
Oh, and Victoria, if you're reading this? Tell Alex that I still don't think he's the bitch. (Obviously, he and Ryland take turns. As you do.)
( it's like this )
Pairing: VickyT/Boys (Cobra Starship GSF)
Rating: R
Summary: All things being considered, a little bit of intra-band fucking is hardly the strangest thing these guys have come up with.
Warnings: NOT NEARLY ENOUGH PORN. And by "not nearly enough," I mean "not any." Ugh, unacceptable. Tagging this as both "GSF" and "not-porn" is physically making my head hurt, tffs.
Notes: So once upon a time, I thought to myself, "Hey, self, let's write some Gabe/VickyT cunnilingus porn!" And then this came out instead. My brain, guys, I don't even know. Thank you to
anoneknewmoose, who seriously read half of this thing by text message before it ever made it onto gdocs and did other ridiculous things like listening me to me read bits and pieces to her over the phone and going through the last section line by line to make sure it made sense; and to nasus221 and jewels667 for the final audiencing. And of course to floridapeaches, just because. ♥ 5500 words.Oh, and Victoria, if you're reading this? Tell Alex that I still don't think he's the bitch. (Obviously, he and Ryland take turns. As you do.)
( it's like this )
so i probably owe you guys a real post
Apr. 6th, 2008 08:58 pmBut instead, I have icons. Don't even act like you're disappointed.
I askedt_usual_suspect, "Brendon or Mikey?" and she, in her infinite wisdom, said, "Both." And then floridapeaches wanted pretty!Pete, so. Brendon, Pete, and Mikeyway. Not together, obvs, although some other persons appear occasionally. You'll spot them, I'm sure.
Previews:
( +46 )
And, well. That's that.
In other news, Fall Out Boy was awesome, Final Four is Trey's favorite thing ever, faeries hit 10k, and I'm 2k into a Cobra GSF that came out of nowhere and is mostly an excuse to write some gorgeously self-indulgent cunnilingus porn. So, it's Sunday.
I asked
t_usual_suspect, "Brendon or Mikey?" and she, in her infinite wisdom, said, "Both." And then floridapeaches wanted pretty!Pete, so. Brendon, Pete, and Mikeyway. Not together, obvs, although some other persons appear occasionally. You'll spot them, I'm sure.Previews:
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And, well. That's that.
In other news, Fall Out Boy was awesome, Final Four is Trey's favorite thing ever, faeries hit 10k, and I'm 2k into a Cobra GSF that came out of nowhere and is mostly an excuse to write some gorgeously self-indulgent cunnilingus porn. So, it's Sunday.
here i go again
Mar. 25th, 2008 10:18 pmBecause nasus221 and sunn_doyouknow wanted, respectively, Trace and WTK icons; and Blake icons.
Previews:
( +17 )
In other news, after having a pretty spectacular few weeks emotionally, my mother and I have been fighting nonstop for maybe five days now (why yes, that includes over Easter, when we had company), and I kind of am in a bad place right now.
Oh, and I have no idea how I'm getting to College Station this weekend.asteres, were you even planning on going to con? I just.
Ugh.
Today was supposed to be a good day. And I don't even have a ridiculous-quality rip of Pretty. Odd. because my mother wouldn't stop at Target on the way home and I didn't get to go to the bank anyway because I spent two hours at Whataburger this morning and why the fuck am I talking about this shit in a public post?
Ugh.
nasus221 and sunn_doyouknow wanted, respectively, Trace and WTK icons; and Blake icons.Previews:
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( +17 )
In other news, after having a pretty spectacular few weeks emotionally, my mother and I have been fighting nonstop for maybe five days now (why yes, that includes over Easter, when we had company), and I kind of am in a bad place right now.
Oh, and I have no idea how I'm getting to College Station this weekend.
asteres, were you even planning on going to con? I just.Ugh.
Today was supposed to be a good day. And I don't even have a ridiculous-quality rip of Pretty. Odd. because my mother wouldn't stop at Target on the way home and I didn't get to go to the bank anyway because I spent two hours at Whataburger this morning and why the fuck am I talking about this shit in a public post?
Ugh.
Why didn't you guys tell me that iconning was so much fun?
Cobras, with special guest appearances from William Beckett. Okay as bases, credit, etc.
Previews:
( +29 )
Cobras, with special guest appearances from William Beckett. Okay as bases, credit, etc.
Previews:
( +29 )
zomg iconses
Mar. 19th, 2008 02:31 pmSo. nasus221 is an enabler.
( what began as a perfectly innocent conversation about pretty. odd. )
And, well. My text-placing mojo is apparently absent today, but I ended up making a batch of icons anyhow, just because I liked the color palette I came up with for the one that ought to say "WELCOME TO EARTH, POPULATION: ZERO (THANKS A LOT BRENDON URIE)."
Pictures from everywhere. All icons can be used as bases. Creditstephanometra.
Previews:
( +20 )
nasus221 is an enabler.( what began as a perfectly innocent conversation about pretty. odd. )
And, well. My text-placing mojo is apparently absent today, but I ended up making a batch of icons anyhow, just because I liked the color palette I came up with for the one that ought to say "WELCOME TO EARTH, POPULATION: ZERO (THANKS A LOT BRENDON URIE)."
Pictures from everywhere. All icons can be used as bases. Credit
stephanometra.Previews:
( +20 )
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Mar. 12th, 2008 06:03 pmHave effected a small flist cut. It was painful in places, even, but I think that everybody I cut? Y'all have been skimming my posts the same way I've been skimming yours. I wish the internet would never change, and people would always be interested in the same things, but. That's just not the way it is, sadly.
♥
And for the record, if we don't have any fandoms in common anymore, or if you see my posts and have to think for a second about who I am? You aren't going to hurt my feelings if you defriend me.
♥
And for the record, if we don't have any fandoms in common anymore, or if you see my posts and have to think for a second about who I am? You aren't going to hurt my feelings if you defriend me.
Tell me to stop, by airgiodslv. Spencer/Brendon D/s, AU, NC17. Maybe around 20k.
If you like BDSM, you must read this fic. I don't care if you're not into bandom, I don't even care if you think bandom eats babies and kills kittens, I don't care if you don't even know who these boys are. I repeat: if you like BDSM, I demand that you go read this fic.
It is the best goddamn. Oh my God, I can't even come up with the words.
It put me under. Even though it's fucking written from Spencer's POV, it motherfucking put. me. under. And I have never, never had a fic do that before. I am just. Dazed after reading it.
Seriously, seriously. Read this fucking fic.
That's all I got.
Now upload me some covers, bitches.
airgiodslv. Spencer/Brendon D/s, AU, NC17. Maybe around 20k.If you like BDSM, you must read this fic. I don't care if you're not into bandom, I don't even care if you think bandom eats babies and kills kittens, I don't care if you don't even know who these boys are. I repeat: if you like BDSM, I demand that you go read this fic.
It is the best goddamn. Oh my God, I can't even come up with the words.
It put me under. Even though it's fucking written from Spencer's POV, it motherfucking put. me. under. And I have never, never had a fic do that before. I am just. Dazed after reading it.
Seriously, seriously. Read this fucking fic.
That's all I got.
Now upload me some covers, bitches.
Title: long legs, hot mouths
Pairing: Saporta/Beckett
Rating: NC17
Summary: There is nothing about William Beckett that isn't beautiful, and he never looks better than when he's naked in Gabe's bed.
Warnings: None
Notes: Soxylodemon wanted Gabe/Bill porn, and I am still apparently unable to deny her a single blessed thing. This literally woke me up this morning with demanding to be written, so. Porn. 1100 words.
( long legs, hot mouths )
Now somebody tell me where I crosspost this thing. Or if I crosspost it. Whatev.
Pairing: Saporta/Beckett
Rating: NC17
Summary: There is nothing about William Beckett that isn't beautiful, and he never looks better than when he's naked in Gabe's bed.
Warnings: None
Notes: So
xylodemon wanted Gabe/Bill porn, and I am still apparently unable to deny her a single blessed thing. This literally woke me up this morning with demanding to be written, so. Porn. 1100 words.( long legs, hot mouths )
