stephanometra | Entries tagged with stoner stoner boyfrands y'all

Title: Take a Guess
Pairing: Ryan/Jon
Rating: NC17
Summary: "Whatever, can we stop talking about how bad I am at guessing and get back to—"
Warnings: Who's up for a filthy underlubed fuck in the men's room with bonus buttplug action? Oh yeah.
Notes: I have no shame and this is for

lyo. 2200 words.

( Alex finds a new bar and immediately declares it to be his favorite. )

Current Mood: amused
Current Music: bones on teevvee

Title: Why Don't We Do It In The Road
Authors:

stephanometra and

untappedbeauty
Pairing: Jon/Ryan
Rating: NC17
Summary: "I'm not sure you have the discipline to keep your eyes on the road. What do you think?"
Warnings: Van porn. We're not sorry.
Notes: SEE, SOMETIMES I GET THINGS I WANT. 4300 words.

( no one will be watching us )

Current Mood: blah
Current Music: u2 - sunday bloody sunday

Jointly blamed on

lyo and

airgiodslv.

( untitled jon/ryan, alex/ryan ficlet; nc17 )

Current Mood: amused
Current Music: cursive - art is hard

Mostly

ailleann23's fault. Pot, exhibitionism, snowballing, no redeeming virtues whatsoever. You know the drill.

( Ryan and Jon are very, very stoned. )

Current Mood: exhausted
Current Music: she's a handsome woman

I promise

candidlily 500 words, and she ends up with 1100. What can I say, I'm a giver.

Thanks to

boweryd for the beta and to

fictionalaspect for the initial audiencing.

( ryan/jon, nc17 )

♥

Current Mood: dirty
Current Music: four year strong - catastrophe

Once upon a time, I received the following text message:

lyo: ryan rossy and his jon walker went hiking! ryan only fell 10 times!! \o/

And then there was much discussion of the possibility of outdoor sex and getting grass in their hair and generally being ridiculous together while out actually enjoying nature. I, being the hopeless optimist that I am, said that I hoped we got lots and lots of porn out of this.

lyo, however, said:

lyo: my reaction was more "the thing that makes me more >:( is that people are going to read that and write two dozen fics about why brendon and spencer didn't come and no jon/ryan have makeouts with grass in their hair"

In b4 "lol come."

Anyway, this isn't that fic, and it also took me about two months longer than it really should have, but I think it'll do.

Title: shine on, shine on, shine on
Pairing: Jon/Ryan
Rating: NC17
Summary: In which our heroes go to the beach.
Warnings: Utterly self-indulgent OTP porn (she says, like that's something you have to warn for)
Notes: For

lyo. I clicked my heels and wished for you, sweetheart. ♥ Thanks to

boweryd and

anoneknewmoose for the encouragement and to

fiddleyoumust for the beta. And all interested parties might want to listen to this song, from whence the title comes: Radiation Vibe // Fountains of Wayne. 5300 words.

( don't it make you want to catch some sun? )

Current Mood: content
Current Music: beatles - golden slumbers

In which they're very nearly too stoned to fuck (it was touch and go there for a bit) and there is hair-pulling. :D? For

boweryd.

( this has no real reason for existing except that bowery wanted to read it! )

Current Mood: distressed
Current Music: ludo - drunken lament

I am very sorry to report that I have no porn-battlings to post tonight. D: Have this instead.

Not part of vampire weemos. Warnings for pot-smokin' and bitey stuff.

( Having a human servant, Ryan thinks, is pretty awesome in theory. )

Current Mood: cheerful
Current Music: jimmie's chicken shack - pure

I swore up and down this morning that I wouldn't work on anything else for porn battle unless I got some work done on at least one of my WIPs.

...Stop laughing, it's really not that funny. >:(

Title: Focus
Pairing: Jon/Ryan
Rating: NC17
Summary: "Well, just a guess, but I'm pretty sure you're actually supposed to film the sex part."
Warnings: I think I used up my warnings quotient for a couple of months with the rape fantasy thing. /o\ Tame, tame, tame.
Notes: For Porn Battle VII, prompts: "shy," "camera." Thanks to

boweryd, who is a terrible enabler, and

ailleann23, who, no lie, said "NEEDS MOAR PORN" after I sent her the first draft. And, agreeing with her, I went back to work...and I added hand-holding. :DDD: 1400 words.

( In which our plucky heroes make a sex tape! )

Current Mood: bouncy
Current Music: all time low - holly (would you turn me on)

So.

lyo and I have a fic journal now. We will no doubt be using it to post vast amounts of pornography. :D?

Title: Not Your Average Damsel in Distress
Authors:

lyo and

stephanometra
Pairing: Jon/Ryan
Rating: NC17
Summary: "I didn't say no, man, I'm just trying to—did you read one too many romance novels as a kid, or something?"
Warnings: Consensual kink focused on control fantasies. Dubcon but not really. If noncon squicks or triggers you, you probably want to give this one a pass.
Notes:

lyo fails pretty hard at hiatus, it's true, but what can you do when there's OH WELL! fic floating around? >:( Thanks to the nice mouse who looked this over for us, and to

anoneknewmoose, as always, for making sure it all made sense. 7k words.

( "You want what?" )

( And here is some contexting of contexts, in case anybody cares. )

Current Mood: tired
Current Music: redbird - lovely as the day is long

Title: The Best-Laid Plans
Pairing: Ryan/Jon
Rating: NC17 (SHOCK AND AWE)
Summary: Ryan's a patiently sadistic little bitch and Jon kind of loves it a lot.
Warnings: None
Notes: This was supposed to be a 300-word ficlet for

brandixcyanide's birthday (prompt: Panic, and "Whatever you feel like doing, I'm not picky!"), and turned into 4000 words of shameless pornography for Jon's. In just under the wire! Whether or not Jon Walker would actually appreciate such a present is pretty much immaterial. Thanks to

hegemony for the summary, to

ailleann23 for helping me fix the porn (she says, like the whole damn thing isn't porn), and to

anoneknewmoose and

lyo for the once-overs.

( "I told you, dude," Jon repeats. "Anything you want to do is good." )

Current Mood: satisfied
Current Music: phantom planet - dropped

Hi! Have some porn!

Title: the rhythm of your nonsense tune
Pairing: Jon/Ryan
Rating: NC17
Summary: It's almost like Ryan's trying to fuse them together as one being, and that would be kind of fucked up but also pretty hot.
Warnings: Marijuana, porn, Boy Scout songs
Notes: The world can never have enough stoner porn, right? Right.

lyo is too good to me. 3400 words.

( There's really nothing better than relaxing after a long day of...relaxing. )

Current Mood: amused
Current Music: spiderbait - black betty

So Jon Walker never, ever gets fucked. What's up with that?

Here, I'll fix it.

Title: QED, or Whatever
Pairing: Ryan/Jon
Rating: Pretty solidly NC17
Summary: In which there is shameless bottom!Jon porn. Yeah.
Warnings: Jon Walker, naked. You've been warned, Erica.
Notes: Came out of nowhere (puns are no one's friends, I know) and then sat on my laptop for a week being stupid about the ending, but it's all good now. *\o/* Thanks to

t_usual_suspect,

anoneknewmoose, and

jewels667 for the read-throughs. 2400 words.

( quod erat what? )