stephanometra

I swore up and down this morning that I wouldn't work on anything else for porn battle unless I got some work done on at least one of my WIPs.

...Stop laughing, it's really not that funny. >:(

Title: Focus
Pairing: Jon/Ryan
Rating: NC17
Summary: "Well, just a guess, but I'm pretty sure you're actually supposed to film the sex part."
Warnings: I think I used up my warnings quotient for a couple of months with the rape fantasy thing. /o\ Tame, tame, tame.
Notes: For Porn Battle VII, prompts: "shy," "camera." Thanks to boweryd, who is a terrible enabler, and ailleann23, who, no lie, said "NEEDS MOAR PORN" after I sent her the first draft. And, agreeing with her, I went back to work...and I added hand-holding. :DDD: 1400 words.

( In which our plucky heroes make a sex tape! )

Title: don't know much (except how to keep warm)
Pairing: Sean/girl!Tom/Jon
Rating: NC17
Summary: Yeah, she's easy for it; they all are.
Warnings: Alwaysagirl! Hefty doses of silliness and (paradoxically) realism! Also, even more not real than usual, if we're keeping up with disclaimers and things of that nature.
Notes: Thanks to lyo and hegemony for being the enablingest enablers ever (I've got your numbers, and don't think I won't call), ethrosdemon for saying something very very nice that helped me with the final push, and t_usual_suspect for the lightning!beta. In just under the wire for Porn Battle VI, prompt: "broken heater," and title loosely inspired by "Easy" // RCPM. 2400 words.

( The heater limps and stutters its way through the winter, but it doesn't actually die until the beginning of April. )

Title: In Certainty
Pairing: Jon/Spencer
Rating: NC17
Summary: Unashamed blowjob porn.
Warnings: None
Notes: Written for Porn Battle VI, for the prompt of "carpet." 438 words.

( in certainty )

Title: just living
Pairing: Dean Winchester/Pete Wentz
Rating: NC17
Summary: "Strange kid," Dean mutters to himself.
Warnings: IMPALA!SEX. BANDOM CROSSOVER.
Notes: For the Porn Battle V prompt "dreams," posted in brief (er...in porn?) here. Thank you anoneknewmoose, who dared me to do it, and hegemony, who was there to help. Also, check out that pretentiously lowercase title. 1600 words.

( in conclusion: pete wentz )

I am so far from ashamed of this that I think I need my head examined.