stephanometra

O hay. Have some porn.

Title: Love You While I Bruise
Pairing: Ryan/Sean/Tom [empiresfic]
Rating: NC17
Summary: "I am, in fact, wearing a collar. And Tom's a twat."
Warnings: BDSM, wholly safe, sane, and consensual
Notes: So t_usual_suspect is an evil bitch who does things like mention Sean Van Vleet in a collar, mostly because she knows that when she does, I'll do things like this. This is for her, with love, and was originally posted as commentporn in her journal, and a couple of the lines at the beginning are hers. No beta here, so all errors are mine and mine alone. Title from the Charlotte Sometimes song "Sweet Valium High." 3100 words (I FUCKING KNOW).

( you can beat me )

Title: An Awful Shade of Tangerine (Nail Polish)
Authors: stephanometra and natacup82
Pairing: Spencer/Brendon
Rating: NC17
Summary: It's almost 3am, and Brendon's playing with nail polish because he was cold—it doesn't really make sense, but then again, what does at this hour?
Warnings: Adorableness! Makeouts! Bunksex! You know, all good things.
Notes: So once upon a time, playfullips made this post, in the comments of which she prompted natacup82 with "nail polish," and comment ficcage resulted. You're all shocked, I'm sure. Just shy of 1000 words.

( cowritten unsurprise brencer ftmfw! )

So. I porned again. You're all shocked, I'm sure.

Title: Treasure Island
Pairing: Spencer/Brendon
Rating: NC17
Summary: In which there are shameless jokes at the Muppets' expense. No, really.
Warnings: Dirty talk, reasonably graphic fisting!kink
Notes: So this is all lissa_bear's fault, because she wouldn't write it, but somebody had to. Quite obviously. Thanks to jewels667 for the lickety-split beta and to t_usual_suspect for bravely giving up her higher brain functions to audience the porny bits. 1700 words.

( So Brendon has fisting on the brain, and it's all Siska's fault. )

Title: it's like this
Pairing: VickyT/Boys (Cobra Starship GSF)
Rating: R
Summary: All things being considered, a little bit of intra-band fucking is hardly the strangest thing these guys have come up with.
Warnings: NOT NEARLY ENOUGH PORN. And by "not nearly enough," I mean "not any." Ugh, unacceptable. Tagging this as both "GSF" and "not-porn" is physically making my head hurt, tffs.
Notes: So once upon a time, I thought to myself, "Hey, self, let's write some Gabe/VickyT cunnilingus porn!" And then this came out instead. My brain, guys, I don't even know. Thank you to anoneknewmoose, who seriously read half of this thing by text message before it ever made it onto gdocs and did other ridiculous things like listening me to me read bits and pieces to her over the phone and going through the last section line by line to make sure it made sense; and to nasus221 and jewels667 for the final audiencing. And of course to floridapeaches, just because. ♥ 5500 words.

Oh, and Victoria, if you're reading this? Tell Alex that I still don't think he's the bitch. (Obviously, he and Ryland take turns. As you do.)

( it's like this )

I WROTE AN EPISODE CODA. IT IS 2100 WORDS OF GEN. AND IS ALSO NOT AT ALL THE CODA I WANTED TO WRITE, WHICH INVOLVES FILTHY D/s PORN.

...*hands*

Title: my soul to keep
Pairing: Gen
Rating: PG13
Summary: He thought they were beyond secrets, but apparently he was wrong. In which Sam does a little dreamwalking.
Warnings: Nothing scarier than the episode, haha.
Notes: Coda to 310, "Dream a Little Dream." Thanks to clex_monkie89, who transcribed the first 600 words from chatlog to txt file (because I was lazy and said I wouldn't finish the fic if she didn't, and she knew I was lying but she did it anyway) and provided the title, to hegemony for the encouragement, and to waterofthemoon for the beta. 2100 words.

( if i die before i wake )

*looks around accusingly, searching for her porn muse*

SAY HELLO TO THE MURDEROUS MATROSHKA, Y'ALL, BECAUSE HERE IS SOME VAMPIRE FIC.

Title: Daytime Television is a Bloody Menace, or Watching Passions With Spike
Pairing: Giles/Spike
Rating: NC17
Summary: Any fic with this title, this pairing, and this rating needs no summary. Trufax.
Warnings: None
Notes: So I know next to nothing about both Buffy fandom and Passions (although I have it on good authority that the floating heads are real), but alazysod wanted this fic, so I wrote it. Natch. Even though I'm sure it exists elsewhere already. Thanks to the Krew for audiencing bits of it and to waterofthemoon and clex_monkie89 for betaing. 1800 words.

( He watched Passions with Spike, guys. )

Title: Trade
Pairing: Sam/Bela
Rating: NC17
Summary: She wants him, and he owes her.
Warnings: none
Notes: Yet another one for the Porn Battle V: The Fifth Dimension, for the prompt "means to an end." Thanks to hegemony and regala_electra! 2400 words.

( taking it in trade )

Oh hey, look at that, it's done! :D

Title: Circuit
Pairing: Adam/Elle
Rating: R
Summary: His eyes go dark with the pain, but he never stops looking at her, like he's hypnotized.
Warnings: Um. Soft bit of sadism, I guess? I don't know if you're supposed to warn for that.
Notes: For the Porn Battle V prompt "enclosed." 400 words.

( Circuit )

Title: Stumble Through the Motion
Pairing: Gen-ish
Rating: PG
Summary: Every waking moment was a reminder of what he'd lost, what he'd never have again.
Warnings: Implied Petrellicest. You're all shocked, I'm sure.
Notes: So this was supposed to be some really hot angsty!Nathan wanking porn. It...went in a different direction. Rest assured that I'm still sitting on the porn, and shall spring it on you when you least expect it. Thank you giventofly37 and vanitymachine, and to Jeffrey Foucault, who wrote the title. Double drabble, plus a few.

( Stumble Through the Motion )

It wouldn't go away, I swear.

Because a new fandom is exactly what I need right now.

Title: larger and different than our plans
Pairing: Nathan/Peter
Rating: R
Summary: The sun is still up when the lights go out.
Warnings: none
Notes: Cowritten with my darling giventofly37, on the occasion of us really wanting to write Petrellicest. Title from Ithaca. 1100 words.

( larger and different than our plans )