FIC: "Nothing That's Worth Seeing," Bellatrix/Sirius, R

Title: Nothing That's Worth Seeing
Pairing: Bellatrix/Sirius
Rating: R
Summary: Did you expect it all to stop with a wave of your hand, like the sun's just gonna drop if it's night you demand?
Warnings: Violence including only-vaguely-sexual breathplay, incest, dubious consent
A/N: Written for reversathon at lodessa's request - Sirius/Bellatrix. An attempt to change each other's opinions on the issues that are tearing the wizarding world (and their family) apart...and preferably some hot angst ridden sex. Varying degrees of beta assistance from a huge fucking laundry list of people, including (and I am almost certainly forgetting someone here) vanitymachine (WHO DOES, IN FACT, SPOIL ME, NO MATTER WHAT SHE SAYS TO THE CONTRARY), kethlenda, fictionalaspect, anoneknewmoose, durins_bane_616, snegurochka_lee (who whined because the preliminary version she saw was still sans-sex, but I love her anyway), sazzlette...hell's bells, I hope that's it. I have abused the Bright Eyes song "An Attempt to Tip the Scales" to a moderately ridiculous extent in the title, summary, and lj-cut text. And finally, the quote at the end is from Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, US hardcover version, page 114.
Super Bonus: Illustrated in this line drawing and here in color by the marvelous pojypojy!

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